Life and times of Steve if he was a ninja.

Pirates

2006-10-25T16:37:00.000-07:00

Lately ive noticed a lot of pirates walking around, I don't know why there has been an influx of pirates lately and where are the ninjas to get rid of them? probably off rapping, the police can't do anything because they don't seem to mind the pirates walking around. With their stupid yarrrr's, arrrgghh's and eye eye me harties. what has happened to all the HEEEYAAAA's?

Coke Live

2006-10-16T21:49:00.000-07:00

i was having a look at that coke live website today, well quite frankly its needs the ninja touch. When i say the ninja touch, it needs the ninjas that are watching the creators of coke live, to kill them. that simple.

Gangsta Rappers

2006-08-20T03:13:00.000-07:00

Before........... Meh

Here is a question for everyone out there, what is the odd ball deal with gangsta rappers, they think they are hardcore, but if they are so hardcore why aren't they out on the street shootin' stuff? Now example A, is 50 cent, now personally I dont take him seriously, but if he were to be some kind of ninja rapper... yeah i think that i could take seriously, that would be somthing that everyone could believe. People couldn't even get a chance to believe that a ninja rapper is a complete croc, because the ninja using his powers, would kill them before they had even thought of of ninja rappers being stupid, that is how quick a ninja rapper would be. But the only problem with ninja rappers is, nobody would see them, or hear them, or even be able to live if they thought of them. Well I still think they are more hardcore.

After......... Holy crap thats hardco.............................................

Ninja Turtles

2006-08-17T02:35:00.000-07:00

I don't have much to say here, accept that i dedicate this post to the ultimate ninjas. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtes (T.M.N.T) I have just posted this to celebrate that I have put up a link to ninja turtleness!!!

Ninja Labels

2006-08-17T02:06:00.000-07:00

I was watching my MTV the other day and after watching some poorly written pop song with the next young pop diva showed up in my screen, but this one was a brunette, what? does that make the record company, who made this poor girl think she is the next big thing, actually think they are ingenoius for employing a girl has a different hair colour?!?!?!?! Seriously I could run my own damn record company! I could call it ninja labels, it's little catch fraise could be:"Just turn it up! Or you may DIE!" I could con lots of young women into thinking they will be a big success and then take them to cleaners! But of course I would be running the show from a secret ninja training temple well east of tokyo, japan(although when I say well East, I mean well West just to keep you guessing, or could it be north? or even east? Thats a guest mine). I could go won better than the record companies by using my Ninja associates to get these girls to sign the deal, write the music ,learn to sing and make the singles, without them even knowing! What does that equal i hear you asking? That would obviously mean maximum profits!!!!

Thats how it should be done, the ninja way!

HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Font stuffness

2006-08-09T23:03:00.000-07:00

Yes, the fonts in my little blog have seemed to change back to normal boring fonts that suck. I donno why this is but i sure am spewing about it, i spent an intire lesson f-ing around with that stuff.

I KNOW THIS IS NOT A NINJA BLOG, DON'T POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS!

Ultimate ninja vehicle

2006-08-07T21:14:00.000-07:00

This is the ultimate ninja van right here, it is in a dark colour with a ninja holding a sword on the side. There is also lots of room in the back for holding ninja weapons and also for holding ninja parties. This here is what my ultimate ninja vehichle would look like.

This is confusing

2006-08-07T03:49:00.000-07:00

I am trying to just put in some damn links and i've followed their damn help B.S.
Then when i go through and re-read the instructions a few times and try over and over again, the piece of shit doesn't update, what the hell is with that! Now if i was a Ninja I would use my ninja skill to sneak up behind the person who made this blogger stuff and use my ninja moves to steal his wallet! The spend his money, muhahahahahhahahahaha, or i would do somthing much cooler, i'm not sure and i'm not gonna make a death threat to the blogger people because they might take my blog offline, then I wouldn't be able to get a mark for engrish. So that's my story..................

I wish to practice my ninja skills to steal your wallet in the future! But dont bother watching out because i'll to fast and quiet!

Highya!

Jack is a jerk face

2006-07-31T21:41:00.000-07:00

Jack poured water on my head and it felt odd.

Now if i was a ninja he wouldnt have been able to do that because i would have i used my ninja special powers to sense his presince to kung-fu and pour water down his pants.

highya!